I feel like a prude most of the time.
But I also sometimes feel whore-ish.

My reasoning?

I am a VIRGIN!!!!! And most of my friends are not. But, I have done everything except for have sex with a guy. I've done everything with a girl also. So, therefore, I feel prudeish and whoreish all at the same time. I freaking hate it.

So, it was my first time, right. It wasn't quite what I had expected it to be. It kind of sucked, come to think of it. No pun intended, of course. Hell, if I want to pun it up I'll do better than that.