In Emeryville, I saw a store. It was called "Babies 'R' Us", though the 'R' was backward. Now I have a question. It they sell the damn things there, why not pick one up there instead of going through the process of pregnancy, with morning sickness, looking like you had a basketball implanted into your abdomen for a while, not to mention getting ripped to shreds while giving birth? It would save a fortune on medical costs, health issues, personal discomfort, etc. . .

And if you don't have one of these stores in your neighbourhood, maybe they do overnight delivery?